In a time where we men no longer find ourselves occupied with ancient battles, plagues and mythical creatures, the modern man has had to find true purpose in pre occupations that demand less of armoured briefs but still preserve the pursuit of honour and the thirst for respect. The answer?...sport!
The other guy was pleasantly afforded the company of two members of fairer sex, along with the chest beating, crotch scratching company of the ‘boys’. We were all brought together in solidarity( well, atleast the boys) in support of our team ( which for purposes of my readership will remain anonymou...MAN UNITED...world champions) as the champions league quarter finals took stage at the theatre of dreams. Now, the result is insignifiant(read; i do not wish to discuss it), but what amazed me was the nonchalance,casual nature and total disregard for history in the making with which these ladies approached there game. Their stance was one of 'this seat is uncomfortable!' and their gaze darted randomly across the room mentally filing the couture at their eyes' disposal. Their imaginations, and they do have alot, preyed viciously at the insecurities of those in attendance. It is absolutely beyond me how any human being woman on otherwise can live a life not centred or atleast angled around football. Football was created on the 8th day for heavens sake? and the reason it was so good was because the americans were bad at it.. the world loved it. The things i would do for football rank closely behind the things i would do for sex(and i have done alot) FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I get it to some extent, i mean after all, women are from venus, and the only thing sporty about venus is tennis(your attention is drawn to the wordplay)... which doesn't count on mars!Yes, gentlemen...tennis does not count as man-sport, unless your spanish!I ramble....
It did however occur to me that perhaps things are as they are meant to be,as far as gender likes and dislikes are concerned. It is all natures way of ensuring balance, because to be honest, how many men need a woman who knows the difference between a goal and a foul? They know more than we do as it is...!I stop!
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